al menos ya no los comparan con piedras como con el iPhone
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Saturday, May 1, 2010
iPad: GRAN evolucion de Apple
la iPad, el (ya ni tan) nuevo juguetito de Apple definitivamente los lanza algunos milenios al futuro en su gama de productos.
al menos ya no los comparan con piedras como con el iPhone
al menos ya no los comparan con piedras como con el iPhone
Sunday, November 15, 2009
German Traffic Signs
Germans have many many traffic signs that apply for almost as many circumstances, here is an example: A sign that applys to you when you are driving a Panzer (German war tank).
Los Alemanes tienen muchisimas señales de transito que aplican para un numero casi tan grande de distintas situaciones, aqui hay un ejemplo: Un letrero que aplica cuando vas manejando un Panzer (tanque de guerra aleman).
Los Alemanes tienen muchisimas señales de transito que aplican para un numero casi tan grande de distintas situaciones, aqui hay un ejemplo: Un letrero que aplica cuando vas manejando un Panzer (tanque de guerra aleman).
Friday, August 7, 2009
"la mariposita"
LA MARIPOSITA
(autor desconocido)
Once upon a time
Flying in the jardin
A little mariposita azoto
-Why did you azotar, oh! little mariposta?
-Es que I forgot to open my alitas.
(autor desconocido)
Once upon a time
Flying in the jardin
A little mariposita azoto
-Why did you azotar, oh! little mariposta?
-Es que I forgot to open my alitas.
Sunday, May 17, 2009
un poco de la swine flu
bueno no en si DE la gripa mas bien SOBRE la gripa, probablemente ya los vieron en otro lado pero por si no...
Thursday, April 30, 2009
about eating healty
Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?
A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap.
Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?
A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable products.
Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain. Bottoms up!
Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
A: Well, if you have a body and you have fat, your ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.
Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?
A: Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain...Good!
Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?
A: YOU'RE NOT LISTENING!!! ..... Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. In fact, they're permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you?
Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?
A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.
Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: Are you crazy? HELLO Cocoa beans ! Another vegetable!!! It's the best feel-good food around!
Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.
Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle?
A: Hey! 'Round' is a shape!
Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets.
And remember:
'Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming 'WOO HOO, What a Ride'
AND.....
For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.
1. The Japanese eat very little fat
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
CONCLUSION
Eat and drink what you like.
A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap.
Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?
A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable products.
Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain. Bottoms up!
Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
A: Well, if you have a body and you have fat, your ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.
Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?
A: Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain...Good!
Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?
A: YOU'RE NOT LISTENING!!! ..... Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. In fact, they're permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you?
Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?
A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.
Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: Are you crazy? HELLO Cocoa beans ! Another vegetable!!! It's the best feel-good food around!
Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.
Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle?
A: Hey! 'Round' is a shape!
Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets.
And remember:
'Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming 'WOO HOO, What a Ride'
AND.....
For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.
1. The Japanese eat very little fat
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
CONCLUSION
Eat and drink what you like.
Saturday, November 1, 2008
Friday, September 26, 2008
Evolucion
El Dan posteo esto en el blog del SasQTCen (http://sasqtcen.blogspot.com/) y me gusto tanto que me lo voya fusilar...
42,008 años de evolucion
Posted by Dan
Muchas cosas han pasado en 42,008 años:
* una que otra teoria de la evolucion ha surgido,
* que si el ADN,
* los narco corridos,
* unos cientificos disque tratando de crear big-bangs en miniatura,
* que si el mundo se va a acabar
Algunas cosas han cambiado mas que otras, sin embargo a veces, los cambios son muy pequeños
42,008 años de evolucion
Posted by Dan
Muchas cosas han pasado en 42,008 años:
* una que otra teoria de la evolucion ha surgido,
* que si el ADN,
* los narco corridos,
* unos cientificos disque tratando de crear big-bangs en miniatura,
* que si el mundo se va a acabar
Algunas cosas han cambiado mas que otras, sin embargo a veces, los cambios son muy pequeños
Saturday, September 6, 2008
Asi seria yo en southpark?
Con un poco de tiempo libre me hice mi avatar estilo southpark.
Por si quieren hacer el suyo, la direccion es:
http://www.sp-studio.de/
Por si quieren hacer el suyo, la direccion es:
http://www.sp-studio.de/
Sunday, August 3, 2008
Periablo de Hobbiton
Pues parece que a alguien se le hizo un poco tarde para un casting para la pelicula de "El Señor de los Anillos". Solo espero que a Peter Jackson se le ocurra hacer la pelicula de "El Hobbit" y que ahora avise un poco antes para ver si al Pablo le da tiempo de llegar al casting.Por si quieren comparar...
Sunday, July 27, 2008
wohooo
Hoy mientras andaba investigando un poco para escribir el post de hoy por primera vez vi un post mio aparecer en los resultados de una busqueda en google!!!
Era como la quinta opcion pero reconoci el titulo de mi post :D
Un pequeño paso...
Era como la quinta opcion pero reconoci el titulo de mi post :D
Un pequeño paso...
Monday, June 16, 2008
asi o mas claro
Lewis Carroll (Charles Lutwidge Dodgson) (1832 - 1898), sacerdote anglicano, lógico, matemático, fotógrafo y escritor británico, conocido sobre todo por su obra Alicia en el país de las maravillas. En dicho libro el matematico nos da una moraleja que quisiera poner a consideracion.
[...] -Estoy completamente de acuerdo contigo - reiteró la duquesa - ; y la moreleja de esto es: "Procura ser lo que quisieras ser"; o dicho de una manera sencilla y clara: "Nunca te imagines que eres distinto de lo que a los demás les parezca que seas, o pudieras haber sido, lo que no seria distinto de lo que habrias sido, si hubiera parecido a los demas que eres distinto" [...]
Asi de sencillo y claro.
[...] -Estoy completamente de acuerdo contigo - reiteró la duquesa - ; y la moreleja de esto es: "Procura ser lo que quisieras ser"; o dicho de una manera sencilla y clara: "Nunca te imagines que eres distinto de lo que a los demás les parezca que seas, o pudieras haber sido, lo que no seria distinto de lo que habrias sido, si hubiera parecido a los demas que eres distinto" [...]
Asi de sencillo y claro.
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